Thursday, July 15, 2021

Third Wheel Sam


["We all know he’s giving them grief 
for being too loud the night before"

And Sam's final word on the subject --


Sam Wilson @ Cap and Bucky


Sam: So you and Steve had a talk about handing me the shield?

Bucky: Obviously

Bucky: So you got the shield, I got his notebook and his t-shirts… the dog tags.. his blankie. The blindfold. The handcuffs. This butt pl-

Sam: OKAY



Bucky: Take me to art museums and make out with me.

Steve: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Bucky: Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall.

Sam, into a walkie-talkie: This is Wilson, those idiots are fucking in the East Wing again.






[found here]

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