Asgardian Fashion Disasters

WHO dresses these boys? Especially when they're on Midgard.

["family fashion disaster"

by kokoko-sir,

excerpted from

larger work]

["Casual Friday Thor"

by theandrewkwan]

[by questionartbox,

excerpted from a

larger work]

[by lisola]

And it's not like their sister is any better . . . .

[by hiddlememes]

Barista Thor and Hipster Loki

With his love of coffee, Thor would make a perfect barista. And what a nice Thor's Hammer on his forearm as well. No one can be a barista without a tattoo!

[by lokisergi]

So Loki is the hipster customer with his cell phone and trendy hair? Maybe. His "On Your Knees" shirt is pretty rad. But actually, I think Thor is the true hipster here --

[by theperfectbromance]

You can't get more hip than that, LOL!

Tattoos for the Sons of Odin

Loki seems to prefer tattoos of his spawn, Sleipnir the 8-legged horse . . .

[from "Pirate AU" by albenkind]

. . . and Jormungandr the Midgard Serpent.

["Loki's Dream"

by golikethatcat]

What could be better for Thor than an elaborate celtic representation of Mjolnir?

[from "Pirate AU" by albenkind]

If this is meant to be the Midgard Serpent on Thor's arm, the tattoo is darkly foreboding because it is Jormungandr who kills Thor at Ragnarok.

["Sweet Dreams Loki"

by golikethatcat]

The ram's horns in Thor's sexy tribal tattoo suggest virility, but also the two goats in Norse mythology which traditionally pull Thor's chariot.

[by jotnar, found here]

Fashionplates!

[by octoo found here]

Ponytails

[by dsmiler7 found here]

[by boscribble]

[by motto21]

Midgardian Cool

[by pancakesandplaid found here]

[by crowthis]

[by kumagorochan]

"He's Mine"

Of course Thor and Loki would have matching tattoos of each other's name. And of course they'd snap a selfie to show off their tats.

[by Thacmis]

And of course Thor would have an intricately knotted Thor's Hammer tattoo covering his shoulder and bicep.

[also by Thacmis]

And of course Loki would have a tattoo of his spawn Jormungandr the Midgard Serpent writhing down his arm. Its poisonous mouth's juxtaposition to his "Thor" tat is a sinister foreshadowing of Ragnarok when Jormungandr and Thor will kill each other. As usual, Loki is the catalyst and connection to fated disaster.

[also by Thacmis]