Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Hawt Bucky Is Hawt


[found at MarvelUnlimited]


[by seplus]


*smashes fist on the table* men could and should be drawn in stupid sexy poses too amirite or amirite


STEVE ALWAYS SEES BUCKY 
THROUGH THE EYES OF LOVE

Steve: He was strong, fast, had a metal arm

Natasha: Sounds sexy and mysterious

Steve, nodding and trying to hide his boner: I took a pic






AND BUCKY IS SUITABLY HUMBLE.



Therapist: So, tell me, why are you here, Mr. Barnes?

Bucky: My name is Bucky

Therapist: Alright, why are you here, Bucky?

Bucky: I’m too hot. I mean have you seen *gestures at his face* this?

Therapist: Um, yeah, but-

Bucky: I’m such a dreamboat.

Therapist: Well I think you’ve suffered severe trauma and that’s why you’re here.

Bucky: Oh yes. I mean I remember killing Tony’s parents while being brainwashed

Bucky: But you should’ve seen me on that motorcycle like DAMN





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