[found at MarvelUnlimited]
[by seplus]
*smashes fist on the table* men could and should be drawn in stupid sexy poses too amirite or amirite
[by dimaiv-nov]
STEVE ALWAYS SEES BUCKY
THROUGH THE EYES OF LOVE
Steve: He was strong, fast, had a metal arm
Natasha: Sounds sexy and mysterious
Steve, nodding and trying to hide his boner: I took a pic
AND BUCKY IS SUITABLY HUMBLE.
Therapist: So, tell me, why are you here, Mr. Barnes?
Bucky: My name is Bucky
Therapist: Alright, why are you here, Bucky?
Bucky: I’m too hot. I mean have you seen *gestures at his face* this?
Therapist: Um, yeah, but-
Bucky: I’m such a dreamboat.
Therapist: Well I think you’ve suffered severe trauma and that’s why you’re here.
Bucky: Oh yes. I mean I remember killing Tony’s parents while being brainwashed
Bucky: But you should’ve seen me on that motorcycle like DAMN
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