[by Andy Park,
found at lalalunascope]
Back from a mission
Bucky: You are unbelievable
Yelena: And you’re an idiot!
Bucky: You jumped off a building!
Yelena: YOU jumped off a building!
Bucky: To save you!
Yelena: I didn’t need saving! I have these grappling hooks in my widow bites, I’m basically spider-man.
Bucky: Well you should’ve told me that before you threw yourself off a building!
Yelena: Well you should have some faith in your teammates before you try to save them from jumping off buildings!
Bucky: …
Yelena: …
Bucky: I’m too tired to argue
Yelena: Do you just want to blame the whole thing on Walker?
Bucky: Yeah sure
John: ??? I WASN’T EVEN THERE!
Yelena: Exactly
Bucky: So irresponsible
[found at walkeryouignorantslut]
Yelena: We meant “stronger” here, right?
Bucky: What’s it say?
Yelena: “I’m proud to report that our crew is stranger than it was a year ago.”
Bucky: That’s a typo.
Yelena: It could go either way.
["Imagine Alexei is here, i just couldnt get
a good read on how he was in the original pic"
by xreyyart]
Sam: All of my teammates’ snacks are organic.
Bucky: That’s cool. Mine eat candy off the floor.
[by writerxwren,
inspired by this post] --
[found here]

















































