[by raisedbylibrarians]
["im always suuuuper chill
when i see that service unavailable page"
by stealingpotatoes]
[by djdangerlove]
me to my husband: ao3 is down again [explains outage]
my husband: someone should write a spicy fic about the two database engineers locked in the server room trying to fix it
my husband, smug: there was only one spreadsheet 😎
[by burntheedges]
[by leehanji]
Reasons Ao3 Is Down, Incorrect Answers Only: 2026 Edition
Got fascinated by a piece of cheese
The rats of NIMH
Misalignment of the 4 humors (Fluff, Angst, Canon Divergence, and AU)
Needs batteries changed. It runs on 10,000 potatoes
Too much fuckin’
Not enough fuckin’
Melted due to a sunbeam hitting an uncovered crystal ball
simply tired.
Busy upgrading to Ao4
See ResultsThe rats of NIMH were also in the last poll but they’re here again because they are rad
[by ariadne-mouse]
[by ficauthor]
[by sailorsally]
















































