Pissing Off That Annoying Coworker

["you ever just think about how 

this is how these two idiots met"

by bifilms]

["chaotic besties"

by floballestra]

 nocek

Bringing it back from the glorious petvengers phase because I'm hyped for the Falcon and the Winter Soldier and this is all I want of it ;P two precious idiots with no chill (but at least Sam knows how to play it cool)

Also please let him finally talk to birbs. Marvel is making strides in embracing all the comicbooky silliness and I need it :D

 scifigrl47

Know what I want?

I want Sam to convince Bucky he can talk to birds.

I want Bucky to KNOW that is insane, that he's being conned, but Sam manages to be so good and so convincing, and pull enough random intel out of his butt for Bucky to go...

'Wait. CAN this asshole talk to birds? What the hell, World's gone batshit crazy, maybe people can DO that now.'

And he spends the whole series like, trying to convince a confused pigeon to deliver a message to Sam and the pigeon is just sticking around because he's got a bagel.

[found here]

["I heard Sam texts Bucky 

in the first episode"

by this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

Whole the Falcon and the Winter Soldier series

Sam: 😁

Bucky: 😒

[text and gifset

by givebarlowen]

[gifs by harryvvells,

excerpted from

a larger gifset]

[by this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

Sweet, sweet revenge at last, LOL!

[gifset by davidsfincher]

sam and bucky throughout the whole episode: bullying each other, calling each other names, literally about to throw hands at any second

sam and bucky the moment someone who isn’t them tries to say anything bad about the other:

[by xsamsharons]