Bucky: _______
Steve: The star spangled man!!!
Bucky: STEVE I LEAVE FOR 2 MINUTES……🙃
bucky only has two default emotions when it comes to steve
i bet every time steve annoys one of the other avengers they just go and tell bucky about something reckless steve has done
steve steals natasha’s bagels one morning so she looks straight into his eyes and says ‘JARVIS tell james that one time steve jumped off a plane without a patachute’ and from the other end of the tower bucky shouts ‘STEVEN GRANT ROGERS’
he accidentally breaks tony’s favourite screwdriver and he is very sorry but it’s too late because bucky practically kicks the door of the shop down screaming ‘diD YOU NOT EVEN TRY TO LAND THAT PLANE I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE FROM STRESS’
clint does it whenever he’s bored like one day they are just hanging out and he goes “hey so did you know steve jumped from an elevator that was at least 200 feet in the air that one time” ‘hey i was trying to escape hydr–’ “he landed on concrete” “EXCUSE ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU ABSOLUTE MORON” ‘i landed on my shield it absorbs the shock’ “DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHIELD?????”
Tony: what is the stupidest thing you have ever done?
Steve: Fought in back alleys before the serum, flew an airplane into the sea, Jumped out of an airplane with out a parachute, attacked an intergalactic alien dictator using only my fists-
Tony: I only need one, Rogers. Ok Bucky, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve done?
Bucky:………. Steve, Apparently.
bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much
actual bucky:
STEVE: To be used a weapon against your will…I can’t imagine how hard that must have been.
BUCKY: U GONNA LEARN
This keeps showing up on my dash and I have to reblog each time, because “U GONNA LEARN” never fails to make me lose my shit.
Ox-eye Daisies - Innocence, Purity, Beauty, Faith
Butterfly Weeds - Sad Remembrance, Hope from Sorrow, “Let Me Go”
Honeysuckle - Bonds of Love, Devoted Affection
Daffodils - Rebirth, New beginnings
Forget-me-nots - Good memories, Remembrance during partings
or after death
Orange Blossoms - Harbinger of good luck and health, Eternal love,
Innocence
He’s the ketchup to Seb’s fries
“BUCKY!!!! I went to the shops like this you could have told me!!!!!”
Everyone learnt pretty quickly not to fall asleep around Bucky.
