amarriageoftrueminds
Listen I know we all love a good hurt/comfort ‘Steve gets back from a mission and Bucky is there to help him recover’ fic but we have got to stop with the ‘Steve gets home from a mission and immediately has sex’, okay, he is an old old man, he is tired, he is hungry, he is possibly upset, or in need of medical attention. Bucky would not be jumping his bones the second he gets in the door, and Steve would not expect Bucky to just turn on like a lightbulb for him the second he appears. Let the poor man have a shit and a shower and a shave, a meal and a bandaid and some sleep before he’s put to work again. At minimum, Steve should be waking up the next morning (or afternoon if it’s jetlag), refreshed and horny, and Bucky, who is still treating him like he’s recovering, should be all ‘hey do you need to go debrief?’ and a sickeningly up-and-at-’em morning-person Steve should be all ‘oh I’ll ‘debrief’ all right.
 hanitrash
Have to reblog with the original tags lmfaoooo:
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#it’s not wrong tho #MAYBE some lazy shower sex/bj #let the poor man rest #and get some cuddles #steve just needs a hug sometimes #but also Bucky’s dick in his ass