Captain Carter ROCKS!

Unhinged

[by godless-night]

[by mokonosuke7]

[by upgradehardware]

[by upgradedhardware]

[by hardwareupgrade]

[by upgradehardware]

[by moopzies]

[by juls-art]

Goofy Thor and Loki Memes

["stopping the movie to read the joke :D"

by omghotmemes]

["patreon request night 

went exactly how 

you’d expect"

by lousysharkbutt]

"Old Men Drowning in Free Merch"

 wingedcorgi

old men drowning in free merch.

 lotsofflailing

At some point in Bucky’s campaign to embarrass Steve to actual death about the whole Captain America shtick, Steve comes to a realization: the only way to get Bucky to stop is to just out-embarrass him.

This leads to a two-week period known later as the Great Merchandise Wars, during which the two of them battle over how much ridiculous, badly dyed merch one can wear. It ends in a draw when Steve announces his plan to wear a pair of the ugliest neon sweatpants ever made to a senator’s banquet, and Sam calls the contest off under pain of death.

Unfortunately, Steve and Bucky are left with mountains of horrifyingly red, white, and blue patterned merchandise. And because Steve refuses to “throw out perfectly good clothing, Buck, it might be ugly but I spent good money on this,” they end up just wearing it around the house. 

It’s not funny, Sam.

(Okay, it’s kind of funny.)

 wingedcorgi

that’s a nice addition, but i’d just like to point out that if this happened, they’d absolutely need to have the following items as well:

 trans-fanboy

Shall I send the rec this absolute delight of a fic by @need-more-meta to go with this post

When The Line Connects - Hark_bananas, need_more_meta - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[found here]

 

we have guests, bring out the fine china

[by rogersly]

[found at pheylan13]

[by leehanji,

found here]

The Winter Soldier Is Always Dangerous

[by winsol_buck]

[by unknown artist,

found here]

[found at charbrqt]

[by kkron_m]

[gif by barnesdjarin,

excerpted from a

larger gifset]

[gifset found at stuckyfucky]

[by macbethoff]

["it’s 3/10! let him stab u 

for his birthday :)"

by the-illuminated]

[gif by barnesdjarin,

excerpted from a

larger gifset]

Saints and Martyrs

[by daunt]

[by murkycrush,

excerpted from

a larger work]

[by mingku619]

 inheavenlygrass

St Cyborg of Assisi aka the patron saint of cuddly things, the gutter edition. 

Aka The Winter Soldier once my imagination gets going.

This was inspired by Chapter 25 of Blue-eyed Matador and Tony’s hilarious commentary on the Winter Soldier’s affinity for all things fuzzy, feathery, and gutter-y.

For FlamingoQueen for their incredible fic Blue-eyed Matador

I hate the quality of this, I don’t have a big enough scanner so I had to try to get a photo with my phone and it’s doing weird things to the dark/light balance.

 flamingo-queen-writes

This is utterly gorgeous! I love the mother rat and her rat babies, and the halo of knives and bullets, and all the details… 😍😍😍 Truly, this is St Cyborg of Assisi in all his saintly glory!

Thank you so so much! I love it!

 sunshineailin

Wow!!!! It looks amazing!!!

[found here]

["The White Wolf. Bucky Barnes 

This was a total Jesus reference and I love it."

by muggstickers]