It's been a few months since there was any steady posting on this blog, so in order to refresh our memories, here's a summary of main MCU characters by wayward-lives --
- majestic
- good hair
- straight ally
- total feminist
- Better Than You
- best brother
America’s Ass
- t h i c c
- disaster bisexual
- literal golden retriever
- n i p p l e s
- sad about the bae
Tony Stank
- the literal definition of adhd
- runs on coffee and cocaine
- judging you
- terrible boyfriend, pretty good husband
- “3000? thAt’S cRaZy”
angry grinch
- weed dealer
- always angry
- anxiety
- too tired to be stark’s best friend
bird 1
- actual disaster
- weirdly nice arms
- married??????
- actually not in love with black widow
- probably has tried to steal a dog at least once
mama spider
- will kill
- terrifying
- somehow always looks amazing
- steve rogers’ relationship advisor
- love? for children
bird 2
- supersoldier babysitter
- everyone’s favourite
- done
- to the left
- hates his bestie’s boyfriend
- not problematic in the slightest
- actual angel there is nothing wrong with him whatsoever
quippy black best friend
- somehow hasn’t killed tony stark yet
- was just put there for comic relief but now everyone loves him
- the best character in endgame
- troll
bonky
- chaotic gay
- sad
- good hair
- still annoyed at his husband for something that happened in 1943
- power bottom
spiderling
- baby
- was immediately adopted
- definitely trans
- gen z
- wants to die
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