Things Super Soldiers Take to Bed

[by @Cathedral___

found at cyberdelph]

Steve: Ask him out, they said

Steve, looking over at a sleeping Bucky: Marry him, they said

Steve, looking over at the knife collection and the scrunchies on Bucky’s nightstand: It’ll be cute, they said

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MCU cast incorrect |43|

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Update

[still in bed]

Steve: *yawns* G’mornin Buck

Bucky: How can you say that? Nothing about this morning is good 😣

Steve: *concerned* Why, what’s wrong?

Bucky: *points at Blinky*

Blinky: *has fur covering his eyes*

Bucky: *gently fixes it*

Bucky: There you go. Now you can see 😊

Bucky: *kissing Steve* Good morning babe 😄 *jumps out of bed*

lou-lou from the other side of the bed: that MOTHERF-

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["Alpine's IG"

by 33_conachiyo_33

(white border cropped)]

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Bucky, coming in and closing the door: Um. We have a problem.

Steve: *sighs* Which is?

Bucky: *opens the door to let seven ducklings inside*

Bucky: They imprinted on me.

Steve:

Steve: You have to get rid of them Bucky. We can’t live with-

Bucky: No! I’m a mom now, Steve

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[1 week later]

Steve: How could you spend our money like this??

Bucky, putting tiny raincoats on the ducklings: We’re going for a walk and it’s raining, Steve.

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[at night]

Steve, sighing: Are we ever gonna have the bed for ourselves again, Buck?

Bucky, cradling six ducklings while one is sleeping on his head: Shhh

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[next morning at breakfast]

Steve: How are you babe

Bucky, tired and grumpy: I’m evil. Full of darkness. I strike fear into-

Steve: There’s still a duckling sitting on your head Buck

Bucky: That’s Charles he’s my second in command in my army of darkness

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And each other!

[by jaxx-is-dying]