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Sam to Steve in TWS
[by fangirlzzzz]
[Sam, Steve and Bucky on a secret mission]
Steve, through the comms: Status?
Bucky: tired and a little sore
Steve: *giggles*
Bucky: *giggles*
Sam: this is literally a life and death situation guys what the FUCK
Mugger: *points gun* Your money or your life
Sam: Sure thing my dude *gives him his ID* you’ve got two horny gay friends now
Mugger: Wait what-
Sam: *already running away* You better hurry you’re supposed to meet them at the movies where they’ll french kiss for 2 hours straight while you choke on your popcorn
Steve: *talking to Sam on the phone*
Bucky, coming in: Steeeeve come to b-
Steve: I’m on speaker Buck! Behave.
Bucky: Or WHAT, you’ll spank me? ;)
Sam: *hangs up and deletes both their numbers*
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