Monday, October 25, 2021

Long-Suffering Sam


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Sam to Steve in TWS
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[Sam, Steve and Bucky on a secret mission]

Steve, through the comms: Status?

Bucky: tired and a little sore

Steve: *giggles*

Bucky: *giggles*

Sam: this is literally a life and death situation guys what the FUCK






Mugger: *points gun* Your money or your life

Sam: Sure thing my dude *gives him his ID* you’ve got two horny gay friends now

Mugger: Wait what-

Sam: *already running away* You better hurry you’re supposed to meet them at the movies where they’ll french kiss for 2 hours straight while you choke on your popcorn





Steve: *talking to Sam on the phone*

Bucky, coming in: Steeeeve come to b-

Steve: I’m on speaker Buck! Behave.

Bucky: Or WHAT, you’ll spank me? ;)

Sam: *hangs up and deletes both their numbers*



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