I Didn’t Think I Shipped It But The Fic Writers for This Ship Really Brought Their A Game: a memoir.
Sunday, October 31, 2021
Halloween at the Barnes-Rogers Household
Steve: *opens the door*
Bucky: Trick or fuck
Steve, puzzled: Fuck?
Bucky, yelling at Sam on the other side of the street: HE CHOSE FUCK
Saturday, October 30, 2021
Halloween on Asgard
Artwork by ENMK
Artwork by Jean the Grey
The Pigeon and the Wiener Soldier
Inktober 31: Happy Halloween y’all!
Is Bucky wearing swimming goggles, cardboard wings and paper plate armour?
Is Sam wearing an aluminium foil arm and carrying a water gun?
HELLS YES THEY ARE
Friday, October 29, 2021
Who DOESN'T Love Buckitty!
Thursday, October 28, 2021
Fanfiction Forever!
I Didn’t Know This Ship Existed Previously But Now I’m In Hell: the sequel
I Used To Hate This Ship, What Have You Done?!: the third installment
I Ruined Myself With This Ship And Now I’m Taking You All Down With Me: a memoir
People who try to tell me things are ‘not that deep’ fundamentally misunderstand me, I am not a fish desperately in search of the ocean, I am a magpie that roves the canons, searching for shiny things to put in my nest. Whether or not it actually is given deep narrative weight by canon itself is of secondary importance to the fact that it has the potential to be interesting, and thus, I covet it.
“It’s not that deep”
Maybe not originally, but the ground is soft and I’m ready to dig.
“The ground is soft and I’m ready to dig” is the best description of the fanfic attitude I’ve ever seen.
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE
I love fanfic so so so much.
Canon: Am I joke to you?
Fanon: No, just a disappointment.
I wasn’t going to reblog then the last line killed me.