the kind of gay representation i want from marvel is simple. i want to hear a grindr noise from bucky’s phone while he and sam are staking a place out and sam is like come ON dude
this and the stakeout is in the middle of absolutely nowhere. Bucky pulls out his phone like he’s about to swipe right on Greg-the-Henchman, mostly to fuck with Sam.
Meanwhile, Greg-the-Henchman, showing off this hot match he just made and his buddy Jake-the-Henchman, who is more up to date on the briefings, just “...Is that the winter soldier.’
and there is a single moment. before they both remember that grindr is proximity based.
“Oh FUCK we gotta GO!”
Bucky: *rips sleeve off jacket*
Torres:
Torres: Are we- are we flirting
[Later]
Torres: Hey, you got your sleeve back!
Bucky:
Bucky: Are we flirting
[by this-is-a job-for-vesemir]
Hc that the reason Bucky liked setting up double dates with Steve so much was because that was the only way he got to do coupley datey stuff with him in public
Sam: You’ll never truly know someone until you’ve seen them struggle financially, grieve a lost one, or witness them while they’re sick.
Bucky: Truly amazing advice Sam, thanks.
Also Bucky, writing in his notebook:
First date ideas ❤️:
- freeze their assets
- kill one of their loved ones
- poison their food
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