Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Overprotective Bucky

Steve: _____

Bucky: _______

Steve: The star spangled man!!!

Bucky: STEVE I LEAVE FOR 2 MINUTES……🙃




 caraldanvars

bucky only has two default emotions when it comes to steve

  1. undying love
  2. annoyance


[‘a fuckin grenade rogers are you shittin me right now’




[by tohmashardy,
found here]

 legendarystarlords

i bet every time steve annoys one of the other avengers they just go and tell bucky about something reckless steve has done

steve steals natasha’s bagels one morning so she looks straight into his eyes and says ‘JARVIS tell james that one time steve jumped off a plane without a patachute’ and from the other end of the tower bucky shouts ‘STEVEN GRANT ROGERS

he accidentally breaks tony’s favourite screwdriver and he is very sorry but it’s too late because bucky practically kicks the door of the shop down screaming ‘diD YOU NOT EVEN TRY TO LAND THAT PLANE I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE FROM STRESS

clint does it whenever he’s bored like one day they are just hanging out and he goes “hey so did you know steve jumped from an elevator that was at least 200 feet in the air that one time” ‘hey i was trying to escape hydr–’ “he landed on concrete” “EXCUSE ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU ABSOLUTE MORON” ‘i landed on my shield it absorbs the shock’ “DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHIELD?????


[found here]


excerpted from a
larger work]

Tony: what is the stupidest thing you have ever done?

Steve: Fought in back alleys before the serum, flew an airplane into the sea, Jumped out of an airplane with out a parachute, attacked an intergalactic alien dictator using only my fists-

Tony: I only need one, Rogers. Ok Bucky, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve done?

Bucky:………. Steve, Apparently.






excerpted from a
larger post]

BUT is Bucky really all that overprotective?

 givemebackmybucky

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:


Originally posted by darksnowflakes

 howler32557038

STEVE: To be used a weapon against your will…I can’t imagine how hard that must have been.

BUCKY: U GONNA LEARN

 alphasoldier

This keeps showing up on my dash and I have to reblog each time, because “U GONNA LEARN” never fails to make me lose my shit.


[found here]

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