The Winter Soldier may not talk a lot but when he does, it's usually TMI.
STEVE: I'm sorry, Tony. But he's my friend.
TONY: So was I.
BUCKY: *angrily slams metal fist on the table*
BUCKY: Did you rescue his skinny ass from alleys when he decided to stand up against another bully?
TONY: ...
BUCKY: Did you work two shifts at the docks just to buy him some fancy art supplies?
TONY:
BUCKY: Did you gladly kill like an animal during the war just to prevent him from doing the dirty work and being corrupted?
BUCKY: Did you cuddle with him at night for body heat when he got pneumonia?
TONY:
BUCKY: Did you showered naked together hundreds of times without a hint of awkwardness?
TONY: Wait
BUCKY: Did you ever suck his dick so good he got weak at the knees and you had to support 220lbs of super soldier on your shoulders?
TONY: What???
STEVE: Buck!
(petite madame)]
(petite madame)]
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