Friday, October 06, 2017

Oversharing

The Winter Soldier may not talk a lot but when he does, it's usually TMI.





  • STEVE: I'm sorry, Tony. But he's my friend.
  • TONY: So was I.
  • BUCKY: *angrily slams metal fist on the table*
  • BUCKY: Did you rescue his skinny ass from alleys when he decided to stand up against another bully?
  • TONY: ...
  • BUCKY: Did you work two shifts at the docks just to buy him some fancy art supplies?
  • TONY:
  • BUCKY: Did you gladly kill like an animal during the war just to prevent him from doing the dirty work and being corrupted?
  • BUCKY: Did you cuddle with him at night for body heat when he got pneumonia?
  • TONY:
  • BUCKY: Did you showered naked together hundreds of times without a hint of awkwardness?
  • TONY: Wait
  • BUCKY: Did you ever suck his dick so good he got weak at the knees and you had to support 220lbs of super soldier on your shoulders?
  • TONY: What???
  • STEVE: Buck!



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