Thursday, March 05, 2026

Thunderbolts Team Dynamics



Bob: alright guys hug it out

*the Thunderbolts all struggle into a group hug*

John: who took my wallet?

Yelena: sorry



Bucky Barnes 109 year old ass, getting up every day knowing he has to deal with Thunderbolt team dynamics.

John insisting he’s “not trying to lead,” while absolutely trying to lead.

Ava still pretending she’s not part of the team by standing six feet away at all times.

Yelena treating sarcasm like it’s a competitive sport.

Alexei proudly presenting another terrible plan that he’s absolutely proud of.

Bob telling stories that feel like a psychological endurance test.

The PR team asking him to “smile more,” which is not going to happen in this or any known universe.

Bucky: “Yeah. No. I’m fine. Love my job.”



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