Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Steve Is No Fashionista

Tales of Suspense No. 75, 1966

One of the reasons I love Steve is because even though he’s a superhero, he’s the most deeply, profoundly uncool human being who ever lived. Not only is he apparently just spending a day moping around Tony’s house in his jammies, he’s doing so in an outfit that consists of:

  1. Orange pajamas
  2. A purple bathrobe
  3. Green slippers, which he is wearing IN ADDITION TO
  4. Bright blue socks

Like holy shit Steve, I know there’s a lot of fanon about you having been colorblind before the serum, but you no longer have that as an excuse, my dude




["i'm in this bigass coat from
the thrift shop down the road"


["Captain America Pants"
Created by Marco D'Alfonso
found here]

But DAMN, he can still manage
to look sexy in ANYTHING!


[by 43alska]

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