You’re a punk.
i just rewatched this clip and honestly my characterization of steve rogers is…not…..hardcore….enough. this guy is. just. like. an honest to god assault aircraft comes at him with a machine gun and he speeds up at it. like oh yes i hope youve got a can opener because this two thousand gallon drum of whoopass is coming most directly your way. and honestly? it tracks. it tracks! in catfa he’s shown leaping onto flying hydra aircraft and just ripping the pilots out like whupty doo son this flight is now an american express!! bye bitch!! yeet!!! one pansy ass quinjet? to stop steve steel balls rogers? steven grant six foot twenty fucking invented cocaine motherfucking rogers? you have got to be out of your god damned mind
listen. as funny and quality as it is to have bucky be the sheepdog to steve’s rabid ram i FULLY believe that bucky barnes is on this ride because he likes the goddamn horsepower. james buchanan is here because he wants to watch his feral twink take on god and when he becomes a 300lb war ballerina barnes wants to watch him plow the devil. in costume. are ya keeping the outfit steve?? are ya?? bucky knows better than anybody how mcfreakin tough steve is and he’s not ride or die despite the fact that steve is a human chainsaw, he’s there because of it
STRIKE team: give it up, Rogers! You’ve got nowhere to go!
Steve:
Chad Speaks Only Truths.
i’m adding this Very Important thread to my Steve Rogers Characterization Tag, with some notes to self:
- Constant Reminder: however you write Steve Big Bitch Rogers you are not writing him hardcore enough. You Are Not Writing Him Intense Enough.
- and it’s not just his fighting style
- it’s not just his violence that’s hardcore
- It’s his friendship and his leadership and his ideals.
- after one (1) unsuccessful(?) jogging-based seduction attempt Steve is RIDE OR DIE for Samuel Thomas Wilson
- “if it was the other way around, and it was down to me” (Natasha Romanoff, Known Murderer and Professional Double Agent) “to save your life, and you be honest with me” (because, and let’s not forget this, twenty four hours ago i lied to you personally) “would you trust me to do it?”
- “I would now.”
- And that’s like
- That’s it.
- After one (1) bubble yum flavored shouting match, and one (1) Super Awkward Friend Kiss and one (1) roadtrip into the past steve just
- TRUSTS HER UNCONDITIONALLY
- “this isn’t freedom this is fear”
- and i am personally willing to fight you and every other motherfucker in the US government about this
- don’t even get me started on Steve “I Will Go To War With 117 Nations and Also 50% of My Coworkers For You” Rogers
- In Sum:
- Steven Steel Balls Rogers has never halfassed anything in his got dam life and he is not about to start now.
- He never halfassed things when his ass was halfsized and now he’s 300lbs of WHOLE ASS NONSENSE.
OP is totaly right as they should say it. No matter how hardcore you’re writting Steve, it will never be hardcore enough. That man is 220lbr of pure “Fuck the limits. I’m in”. He is not willing to let no asshole that thinks they know better just because they are from the UN do bullshit on his watch, because Sarah goddamn Rogers raised no coward bitch.
Steve is willing to fight 117 nations for what he knows be the right thing and bold of anyone to assume he will ever startle when the idiots come after him.
Also, OP is right to say Bucky is there because of it. Bold of anyone to assume Bucky “Are you keeping the outfit?” Barnes treats Steve like a baby. Of course he would be worried, because they are really close, but dude, Bucky made Steve ride the Cyclone when Steve was just 90lbr of rage. Do you really think he would baby Steve? If anything he would be right behind him looking Steve woop asses like:
I feel like we were robbed of pre-serum Steve sparring with like hodge or whomever in boot camp and straight up leaping on their backs and just hanging on like a backpack full of anger and spite until they found a way to throw him off.
Just:
Random trainee: Get the fuck off me Rogers!
Steve, hanging off this trainees shoulders: Get tHe FUck OfF mE RoGerS DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB AND REMOVE ME YOU CALL YOURSELF A SOLDIER THIS IS PITIFUL IVE FOUGHT MEANER NINE YEAR OLDS THAN YOU
Steve (ง'̀-‘́)ง Rogers is dangerous
I don’t get why people are like “Steve Rogers is so vanilla” because the guy is probably the most hot-blooded person in the MCU and also the one to canonically lie on his enlistment form, steal cars, help steal wings, tell Nick Fury to fuck off and run SHIELD better, and generally be impossible to control
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