Spider-Man is a Total Brat

[by capsheadquarters]

bbrogers:

Peter: hey uh mister barnes winter soldier white wolf sir?

Bucky: Bucky

Peter: shoot, sorry mister bucky barnes winter soldier white wolf sir

Bucky: N-no

["Steve meets Tony’s intern under… 

slightly better circumstances…………" 

by oxboxer]

[by kirschade]

[by incorrectbuckoarchive,

excerpted from a

larger post]

• peter: mr winter jesus can i ask u a question?
• bucky, sighing: i guess
• peter: would u be able to fry an egg on your metal arm during a very hot day?
• bucky, whispering: holy shit

[by protectingstucky]