[from a discontinued website]
I just can’t get this image out of my head.
BTW, I forget where I read “you can take men out of the Depression but you can’t take the Depression out of men”, but I think it suits just fine. XD
[art and text
by hill-hill-hill]
peter p: but mr america sir, aren’t you technically only 33? are you sure you qualify for this?
steve, taking a senior citizen parking spot and claiming his 15th senior discount of the day: shut your mouth you’re like 5
broke - the team mocking steve for being ‘old’
woke - steve trying to get into a zoo for free because “fuck it i was born in 1918 I deserve the fucking seniors discount”
I mean yes sure he could just take the military discount and save just as much but it’s the principle of the thing dammit.
pool employee: sir, Mr. Captain America, this is a seniors water aerobics class.
steve: I was born in 1918 am I not a senior citizen?
exasperated pool employee: yes, but why d-
steve: some of my friends are in this class just let me take it with them!
bucky, yelling, already in the pool: just let him in susan! you let me in!
[found here]
[by textsfromsuperheroes]
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