Do you ever wonder if Steve has a hard time picking up the shield?
Like when it’s lying flat on the ground and it’s like super smooth tile is it like picking up a dime off the table? You just can never quite get your fingers under the edge?
ABSOLUTELY. like a coin, he just hopes the shield falls on the right side up. that way he can do his cool kick flip and grab move. because that’s The Captain America Way ™.
at one point bucky stops helping steve though. he’ll say he ran out of knives after some butt-kicking action. or he’ll plainly say he doesn’t have any. either way, it’s a total lie, he definitely has at least two more somewhere on him.
bucky is just as much of a little shit to steve as steve is to him because that’s friendship. he just wants to watch ~cAptAiN aMerIcA~ struggle so he’ll stand there watching, sometimes even pulling out a protein bar from the depths of his pocket (definitely not next to a knife he doesn’t have, nope sir).
Here’s Mee, doing God’s work and posing the questions we need real answers to. 😂
Steve must’ve broken so many god damn nails over the years trying to jam his fingers underneath. That boy needs a manicure.
Also I have to believe sometimes Bucky finds the Shield right side up…and like the little fucker he is, he flips it upside down. Waltzes away with that protein bar and his hidden knives, whistling showtunes.
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That final line, LOL!
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