I’m just imagining Bucky dragging Rocket into a McDonald’s after a huge battle and Rocket passes out on a table and the entire place has to shut down lmao.
WAIT there’s more.
Bucky is at this point just totally confused about what’s acceptable in America in 2019 when you’re not Avenger vs. when you are and where Rocket comes from and has totally lost track of norms. He’s just exhausted, hunched over a little table eating chicken nuggets all beaten up in his Bucky outfit half falling asleep, Rocket passed right on the table, when a McDonald’s server who’s just trying to live slowly walks up.
Server: (clears their throat) Um…s-sir?
Bucky: (dazed, eating nuggets)
Server: Sir, you can’t have that animal in here?
Bucky: What animal?
Server: The um…that raccoon there. There are health codes.
Bucky: (nudging Rocket) Hey, Rocket.
Rocket: (turning over) Five more minutes.
Server: Uh
Bucky: (shrugs) He’s really tired, sorry. (nudges Rocket) ROCKET. We gotta go. You’re against health codes.
Rocket: (stirring awake) I’m what the hell?
Server: Oh my God.
Bucky: (mouth half full of nuggets) They said we gotta go because you’re against the health codes.
Rocket: (jumping to his feet, pointing at Server) WHAT THE HELL? HOW ‘BOUT YOUR FACE IS AGAINST HEALTH CODES! I JUST BEAT UP A GODDAMN SPACE WORM THE SIZE OF THIS JOINT AND YOU’RE TELLING ME-
Bucky: (sighs, gets up, sticks Rocket under his arm, grabs bag of nuggets) Sorry for the trouble.
Server: Uh
Rocket: (stuck under Bucky’s vibranium arm) GODDAMN DESCRIMINATION IS WHAT IT IS! YOU CALL THIS AMERICA! I KNOW CAPTAIN AMERICA, MY FRIEND, AND HE WOULD NEVER STAND FOR THIS-
Bucky: (mouth full of nuggets) He’ll get a kick out of this story though.
This is perfect
bucky stuffs nuggets in rocket’s mouth, so rocket is trying to chew and argue.
Rocket *chewing* : AGAINST HEALTH CODES! YOU DIDN’T EVEN SERVE SAUCE!!! THAT’S A VIOLATION!!!
Hamburglar’s origin story uncovered.
[found here]
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