Thursday, September 27, 2018

Steve and Bucky -- The Long and the Short of It

Steve's come a long way from his forelock swiping days . . .


[gifset by msmarvel]

captainevans:
not to be controversial but steve’s hair should have stayed like this the entire movie 

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he was hot af the entire movie but the hair in this scene alone was worth the wait and at least five times the price of admission and y'all know it

[by captainevans,
found here]

But it's Bucky who has had the most fabulous hair history!


[by vbabylon,
excerpted from
larger work]



Especially once his Winter Soldier days were over . . . .


[gifset by fairytalespond]

And wow, can he rock a man bun!





Even the downside of long hair can be a plus for these boys . . . .

“What???? More like easier to get your hands stuck— Oh, a sex joke. Ha.”

“I know. I’m a comedic gen–OW. Don’t pull so hard!”

“Haven’t complained before.” 

“HA.”

[art and text
by cal-aus]

You guys ready for a Hot Take
Steve and Bucky fucked at SOME POINT between Steve arriving in Wakanda and them all going into battle and I have proof. 
Bucky’s hair when Steve gets off the jet: freshly washed, soft and luxurious, shiny and healthy with a cheeky wave. Iconic and beautiful. 
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Bucky’s hair before going into battle: Damp (it hasn’t been raining??), messy, rip soft shiny hair, rip voluminous waves
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Conclusion? He hasn’t started fighting yet, he hasn’t had to run anywhere but something CLEARLY made this boy sweat profusely between these two points and I’m not saying it was getting railed in T’Challa’s broom closet by one (1) genetically enhanced supersoldier but that’s absolutely what I’m saying.
I am very impressed by this analysis and also impressed that TChalla has brooms.
[found here]

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