ok guys but can we just….aggressively gay old man bucky barnes. post recovery twenty first century bucky barnes who has been through so much shit at this point that he doesn’t give one flying rat’s ass what anyone has to say about him and how he wants to live his life. he’s super active in the lgbt community and has absolutely no problem telling every conservative news outlet to, and I quote, kiss his “flaming gay ass”. if he wants to make out with his bisexual, american icon bf in public, you can bet your old, wrinkly, unsatisfied, heterosexual ass he’s going to do it. the phrase “move I’m gay” is now a part of his every day vocabulary. he starts calling any minor inconvenience homophobic. HYDRA? Homophobic. Thanos? Homophobic. That self check out at the grocery store he couldn’t get to work? Homophobic. Tony Stark? Homophobic. (Tony: “That doesn’t even make any sense!” Bucky: “I’m gay and you’re annoying me.”) Just bucky barnes who has decided that he’s gonna live his life the way he deserves to, and if that means pissing off every old straight person in his vicinity, than so be it.
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