Beach Boys and Their Toys

When you go to the beach, you HAVE to have BEACH TOYS! That's "beach toys," Thor, not "boy toys" -- better get your hands off Steve before Loki or Bucky spots you!

[by thorlovecap]

Who DOESN'T love floaty toys? Bucky sure does . . . .

[by thesilvermatter]

["Summer"

by bvkim]

So does Thor! And judging from Loki's bitchy look, he DID spot Thor with Steve earlier. Tony's just smiling cuz he's DRUNK again, by the way.

["Cold Drink"

by CaptBexx]

But Loki's not above enjoying his OWN floaty fun . . .

[edit by loki-on-mjolnir

excerpted from a larger work]

Bucky, of course, OUTDOES all those lesser bitchez in the floaty department . . . .

The Summer Soldier (2017)

Everybody has the right to enjoy some great vacation, even the world’s deadliest assassin because…f**k you and “this rainbow pony is mine Steve, buy your own”! 

[art and text

by petite-madame]

Later, Thor gets back in Loki's good graces by bringing out his SPECIAL surfboard. Thor LOVES to ride Loki in any way, shape or form. Loki is only TOO happy to shapeshift.

[by ayiwasdead]