[by captainsassymills]
GREAT commentary by captainbisexualcherry --
honestly the thing I have the hardest time suspending my disbelief for in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is that Steve and Bucky are not fucking.
A guy shrinks down to the size of an ant and can communicate with them? Totally believable. Literal other world god that is thousands of years old and travels via rainbow? No problem. Dude manages to stay alive by performing what is basically open heart surgery on himself while being held in captivity in some actual hell hole, and somehow doesn’t die? Sure!
Bucky breaks through 70 years of brainwashing and disobeys a direct order from the man that has tortured him for god knows how long, because his ‘best friend’ recites a line that is basically a marriage vow, and i’m supposed to believe those two aren't head over heels for each other? Yeah right.
But Marvel reiterates: NO, NO, NO! There is NO sexual tension in any of the Captain America movies!
["6 Marvel Movie Sex Moves"
by JHall and Tristan Cooper
at Dorkly. com here,
excerpted from a
larger work]
And here's some even GREATER commentary by bottomsteves --
steve: [burns hydra to the ground for bucky]
steve: [burns shield to the ground for bucky]
steve: [burns his friends and the american government to the ground for bucky]
marvel: just a couple of dudes being pals
# i'm sorry i just # that's literally the plot of the cap movies # like literally every single cap movie is just ''watch how steve goes EVEN FURTHER to save bucky''
So, Marvel, just GIVE IT UP already! Let those boys COME OUT!
[by maxkennedy24]
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