Bring Forth the Tale of Dicks

[by Tom Gauld

at myjetpack]

This commentary by robotmango is hilarious!

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

It's Not Easy Being the Fist of Hydra's Boyfriend

Great character poster of the Winter Soldier from the Chinese release of CA:CW --

[found here]

[by inediblesushi]

Rumlow said "Bucky"

This gifset shows the little pause Steve makes and the look he gives Wanda before deciding to say something revealing about himself. I agree with those who theorize that his reference to being 16 is significant and not just a random age reference -- it was how old he was when he and Bucky fell in love and/or became lovers.

[gifset by mcavoys]

If Steve was 16 when they became lovers, then Bucky was 17.

["Seventeen"

by lightningstrikes-art]

And of course, Hydra makes "seventeen" one of the Winter Soldier's trigger words, all the more to torment him.

[gif by ehmzdot,

excerpted from

larger gifset]

Chris Evans Strikes Again

[video by Amy L]

The man on the bridge . . .

[by clintbarthon]

["this left boob is off limits"

by lousysharkbutt]

Winter Soldier on the Rampage

More fight choreography from CA:CW -- and oh, that red henley!

["can we take a second

to appreciate his

upper body?" by

seborstianstan]

[gifset by

sebastianchris]

[gifset by

lowkeysebastianstan]

[gifset by alphalewolf]

Lonely 21st Century Steve

The tragedy and pain of "the man out of time." Steve survived the Arctic ice . . . for this?

[". . . another lesson learned"

gifset by tjhammond]

[gifset of deleted scenes

found at sabrecmc]

[unknown Marvel artist,

found here]

Steve Rogers Sex Fantasy Gif

Hey you know what the great thing about this slightly cropped GIF is?

This is possibly the closest we could ever get of an actual GIF of Steve Rogers that could look EXACTLY LIKE SEX He’d riding someone until he’s a fucked-out mess?

He’s the one doing the fucking? Maybe from behind? Maybe he’s holding their ankles in his hands.

For anyone out there (like myself) who writes/reads Steve in BDSM scenarios? That little jolt could pass as his backside just getting a nice little hit. Maybe a spanking.

Panting heavily and then exhaling, “God…”

Breath hitching and then releasing it with a completely wrecked “Auh…”

Sensual and passionate love-making? Or rough and animalistic, breaking-every-piece-of-furniture-in-the-room fuck frenzy?

Steve coming.

You’re welcome, by the way.

[gif and text

by captainmycaptain1918]

The Red Star

[by axeeeee (HuangDanlan)]

[by ladydoor]

[by axeeeee]

[gifset by

itironman]

[by melloria358]

["Winter Soldier Fanart . . . 

dude is a pure badass!"

by JonLamArt]

Truckstop Hooker

can u guys believe the truckstop hooker grew up and bought the truckstop

[commentary by thunderoni]

[First photo: Chris Evans photographed

by Tony Duran for Flaunt Magazine (2004);

Second photo: by Peggy Sirota for Rolling Stone (2016)]

And now, for a rotated close-up!

[by master-of-duct-tape]