The Saga of Loki’s Junk Problem
Thor 1
costume designers create a pair of unsightly pants with the clinging consistency of WET tissue paper, and no one gives tom the right undergarments to strap that shit down. Loki has Goblin King levels of embarrassingly un-tameable junk galloping across every piece of film reel with a waist down shot.
Marvel actually has to pay someone to go in post production and gaussian blur out his wandering wanker.
Avengers/Thor 2/Everything post Thor1
Marvel:I can’t believe we paid someone to be Loki’s CGI cock wrangler.
Costume designers: What if we just gave him a crotch flap instead of tissue paper pants?
And that is why there has been a modesty flap ever since